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Joke of the Day
"What is a trailer park's favorite game? Twister"
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"Husband: Let's talk about it when we're not tired and cranky. Me: So, in like 18 years?"
"Putin me on that list."
"Thanks to Volkswagen, I'm now even starting to doubt if Herbie was a true story."
"What's the difference between fire and water? Everything, dumbass"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A Rip-Off"
"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? ""Are you my mother?"""
"What is the summit of trust? Receiving a blowjob from a cannibal"
"A Scottish man released a love song for his wife It's called for the sheep"
"Remember when you first joined twitter and you had no idea how to RT or what favstar was and remembered what your family looked like?"