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Joke of the Day

"Remember when you first joined twitter and you had no idea how to RT or what favstar was and remembered what your family looked like?"

"What's the difference between strange jizz and you? Your mother doesn't love you."

"Why are Prank Videos AIDS? Because they are people gone sexual, happen in the hood and is sex gone wrong."

"I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces down by the pond today"

"If the government keeps doing nothing for much longer, it will get its own reality show on E!"

"""How the fuck should I know if it's still good? Eat it. You get sick, it wasn't good. You people, you think I got microscopic fucking eyes."""

"13: Mom, you look younger every day. M: What do you want? 13: A new skateboard. M: How young? 13: 29 M: Done."

"People who like shitty lite pop-rock are lucky. They get to hear their favorite music in department stores and at the dentist."

"I am going to stop procrastinating tomorrow."

"Whats the Difference Between AWD & 4x4? Your sexuality."