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Joke of the Day
"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? ""Are you my mother?"""
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"People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas"
"What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !"
"Her legs spread so easy, I can't believe it's not butter."
"Have you ever seen a duchess? Yes - it's the same as an English ""s"""
"Petulant wife In the middle of a fight, husband said, ""Let's not quarrel, let's discuss the things sensibly."" ""No,"" said the wife angrily. ""Every time we discuss sensibly, I lose!"""
"Who has the biggest ass in the Kardashian family? Kim. She has Kanye."
"2 guys walk into a bar 3rd one ducks."
"Casual conversations are just like casual sex. I don't know how to have either one."
"How do you fix a deaf car? With an engin*eer.*"