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Joke of the Day
"Putin me on that list."
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"So if Lucy died 3.2 million years ago after falling from a tree... ...does that qualify her for a Darwin award?"
"I was trying to find some spare RAM sticks in our stock room but I couldn't see any... Because it was SO-DIMM."
"Shame that UFOs coincidentally stopped visiting just at the moment when high-resolution digital cameras became ubiquitous."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown... One says to the other: ""Does this taste funny to you?"""
"scientists agree that following me on twitter is a clear sign you were classified as Above Average as kid and used it as an excuse to coast"
"Life without women Would be a pain in the ass"
"A man wearing transparent underwear walked into a psychiatrist's office The psychiatrist said, ""I can see you're nuts"""
"Good dancer Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Getty Yup! Cowboy: ""Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."" Cashier: ""Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"" Cowboy: ""Nah.... She ain't that ugly."""