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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, can I get all up in that? I'm sorry, where are my manners. MAY I get all up in that?"

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog... You know more about it, but now the frog is dead."

"I'm growing my prostate to raise awareness for moustache cancer."

"As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought, Dogs sure are easily amused!... ...then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail."

"Irritable Bowel Syndrome is genetic. It runs in your jeans."

"I long for the days when waking up with a ""stiff one"" wasn't referring to my lower back."

"Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that stupid"

"911: what is your emergency? Me: HE READ BUT DIDN'T REPLY"

"I'd stage an angry protest against Scott Brown & the death of health care reform, but I can't afford to get hurt."

"None of the women liked Richard William Soft He's Dick Willy Soft"