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Joke of the Day

"Damn girl, can I get all up in that? I'm sorry, where are my manners. MAY I get all up in that?"

"You'll never hear the phrase ""It's time to separate the men from the boys"" in a Catholic church."

"Statistically... 9/10 people enjoy gang rape"

"I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND FIND YOU and cuddle you softly."

"A photon walks into a hotel The bell boy walks up and asks, ""Do you have any luggage?"". ""No,"" says the photon, ""I'm traveling light."""

"A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with marijuana... It was the laughing stock of the whole town."

"Flight attendant: ""will you perform exit row duties in the event of an emergency?"" Me: ""yes"" In my head: ""No we're all gonna die"""

"Why did the Jew cross the road? Because the wind blew him there."

"Are you alone? Afraid? Lonely? Then you'd better turn up the TV because I just heard a noise"

"Q: What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier? A: A reproductive organ."