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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier? A: A reproductive organ."
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"Not proof-reading ruins lives A husband wrote the following to his wife: ""I'm having a wonderful time. I wish you were her."""
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"Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way."
"What did the sheep say when he saw his girlfriend? Baaaaaeeeee!"