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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail? You died of dysentery. Sorry."
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"I spent a solid two hours tonight drowning my sorrows. Never give a stripper PCP"
"My friend Diego lost is id. He still has his ego and superego, the bastard!"
"What is the difference between Napoleon and his son? One is a Bonaparte from the other."
"What do you call a Muslim basketball player's best move? Islam Dunk"
"For father's day, I took my father out. Now I don't have to remember to wish him."
"What's the best kind of bee? Boo-bees"
"""Go ahead, caller...."" ""Mom, you have to stop answering your phone that way."""
"How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!"
"2 people got in an argument on the other side of the makeshift boat i'm on. So I yelled, what's with all the Rift-Raft over there!?"