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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Jew cross the road? Because the wind blew him there."
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"Hungry priests A group of hungry priests walk into a restaurant. One orders the fish. They all leave satisfied."
"A girl approaches a guy... Girl: Do you drink? Guy: No. Girl: Do you do drugs? Guy: No. Girl: Do you watch porn? Guy: No. Girl: Then how do you have fun? Guy: I lie to people."
"Hot single senior citizens in your area need air conditioning."
"So I was at the club They played crank that, and I did the Superman. They played the Cupid shuffle, so I did the Cupid shuffle. They played Come on Eileen, and I got kicked out of the club."
"Teenagers are so cute when they think you won't hit them"
"I flip off the rollercoaster camera, then buy a mug with the picture on it, ride it again, flip off the camera again while sipping my mug"
"People are always asking me for advice. I finally have some to give: Make every light switch a dimmer switch."
"I dated a meteorologist once just so I could be with a woman who wasn't right all the time."
"when i end emails with best, talia it is not abbreviated well-wishes, but letting you know that i am the best talia."