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Joke of the Day

"A small village soup chef tried to make a bit of extra money on the side, selling boullion cubes laced with marijuana... It was the laughing stock of the whole town."

"Let them know how much you care. This holiday season, say it with a mass text."

"Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes? Because Bruce Lee is no joke."

"What's the best thing about a poet in a prison? Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here."

"Cheese shop exploded Thankfully I was only hit by da brie"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !"

"That awkward moment when you step on a lego and all the kids scatter because they know SOMEONE must die."

"[In the back of the car, imitating GPS voice] IN A HALF MILE, TAKE A SLIGHT RIGHT. ALSO PUT ERICS MIXTAPE BACK ON THAT WAS SO GOOD"

"To the person crowding me in the checkout line, do you want a hug .. 'cause if you get any closer, I'm gonna assume you do and give you one."

"What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents? If it's black it won't give you any food"