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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? YOUR MOMMA!"

"""It's a boy!"" Mario shouted. ""It's a boy!"" With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again."

"Sorry I ate that banana so slowly at your grandpa's funeral."

"Swallowing glass is a real pane in the neck."

"That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!"

"Why did God create the orgasm? So women can moan even when they are happy."

"Perfect on the spot SFW joke What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"How did the Vagina want her eggs cooked? Ovaries-y"

"Beginning Magic by Beatrix Star"

"My doctor prescribed a med that has ""weight loss"" as a side effect......I've never wanted to overdose so much in my life!"