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Joke of the Day

"What do FRENCH people order from McDonald's FRENCH fries hahaha"

"If you haven't used your fingers to ""expand"" a picture in a Magazine today, well then you're not me."

"I may be a bit rusty, but if the world ever needs me to climb into a triangle and shoot asteroids, I'm ready."

"""You think I'm immature? Well, you know what! Our relationship is-"" *holds up imaginary walky-talky* ""Chhh-over."""

"It's no fun when someone you're ignoring ignores you back."

"What comes between fear and sex? Funf."

"Breaking: New torture report reveals CIA use of Facebook Year In Review videos."

"DAD: Think an earthquake's coming. MOM: Check Rocky; dogs always know. DOG *analysing seismic data*: I anticipate magnitudes of 6 or more."

"Life in short Life is like a fart if you force it's probably shit."

"Fat joke You are so fat, your shadow died from a heart attack."