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Joke of the Day
"Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer? He's not a fan of the shingle life."
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"Why does Marx only drink herbal tea? Because property is theft."
"No checks (Czechs are welcome)."
"What program do Jedi use to PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"
"What's the difference between a male lawyer and a male prostitute? A male prostitute charges $20."
"So I was sitting outside today when all these guys flew over and just started sticking it in... I must have swatted 20 mosquitos..."
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says ""uno, dos..."" *poof* ...He disappears without a tres!"
"Million dollar idea: A bathroom mirror that takes pictures."
"Even the most racially sensitive person you know gets a little skeptical when the chef at a Chinese restaurant isn't Asian"
"I decided to put laxatives in my weed brownies... Just for shits and giggles!"