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Joke of the Day
"That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink."
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"How do you make a little boy cry twice? (NSFW) You wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear"
"What did socialists use before candles? Light bulbs."
"Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell ""I'm just cooking!"""
"Employer: why do you want this job?....... Employer: why do you want this job? Me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$"
"Looking forward to his next movie Night at the Mausoleum"
"Why is it that when a woman sleeps with a bunch of men, she is a slut? But when I do it, suddenly I am gay?"
"Breaking up with your significant other is like bowling You carry something heavy going into it, and if it goes as planned, you walk away with an X."
"What do you call a watermelon in California? A melon"
"What do you call a Nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile"