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Joke of the Day

"Why is it that when a woman sleeps with a bunch of men, she is a slut? But when I do it, suddenly I am gay?"

"Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman? One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction"

"The wife's insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it's cruel we've started testing our new products on rabbits. She's got a point, I suppose... I work in a hammer factory."

"What do you call crazy testicles? Cuckoonuts"

"I got a really good knock knock joke. OK, you start."

"*professes my undying love to my microwave* *microwave sets itself on fire*"

"What does prison have in common with biology? Cell culture."

"Yo mama's so dumb... She heard it was chilly outside and ran and got a bowl"

"What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka? Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut."

"Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics? Phelps."