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Joke of the Day
"What did socialists use before candles? Light bulbs."
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"I heard Oscar Pistorius had a hard time finding a lawyer for his murder trial... they kept saying he didn't have a leg to stand on."
"What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini? Qui-Gon Gin"
"If I had a dollar for every time someone calls me a racist I'd have $0.60."
"It's so hot outside that I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off my roof."
"What did the spoon say when he caught his knife cheating on him? Get the fork outta here!"
"To /r/news China just called, they want their censorship back."
"An Irish guy walks out of a bar... And that is the joke"
"Whats the longest running Canadian joke? Terry Fox"
"""PS, I love you"" -- Me to my PlayStation."