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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a prostitute with cum on her face? A Taxi, Her jobs done."
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"Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap? So she didn't whistle on the way down."
"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? I thought 12, but the basements still dark."
"Drinking Coors is like sex in a canoe It's fucking close to water"
"Rick Astley is such a nice guy. He'll let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."
"Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies? (Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9."
"I'm sorry this birthday cake suffered a severe accident where my hand fell into it and a chunk of it filled my mouth."
"An old lady at the gym told me her dad married her mom because she could catch chickens.... Pretty sure she had a pretty firm grip on something else too...."
"[At Doctor] Me:I'm having chest pain Doc:Did you buy a new bra? Me:Yes! Thanks for noticing! Doc:I meant it could be causing the pain Me:Oh"
"I broke my finger last week On the other hand, i'm ok"