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Joke of the Day

"[At Doctor] Me:I'm having chest pain Doc:Did you buy a new bra? Me:Yes! Thanks for noticing! Doc:I meant it could be causing the pain Me:Oh"

"Did you hear what happened to Lithium? He was arrested for battery charges. Some say he's bi-polar."

"Irreplaceable - Beyonce. I can have another you by tomorrow."

"What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit"

"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering."

"Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's? The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points."

"Where did you leave your legless dog? Where you left him. And how do you call him? Doesn't matter, he won't come."

"Hey, Reddit! Here's one about cats: why did the mother cat move her kittens? She didn't want to litter."

"Why do pedophiles love reddit? There are so many immature assholes."

"Yo mama so fat when she went to Walmart, she tripped on Walgreens, and landed right on target"