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Joke of the Day

"Why are 1980 pennies worth more than 1979 pennies? (Dads joke) The same reason 10 pennies is worth more than 9."

"What did the old Kentucky colonel say when he got his Viagra? The south shall rise again!"

"They say it takes talent to keep making movies after 50 Apparently they haven't said this to Steven Seagal"

"What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister? Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay"

"Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links? Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes."

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts"

"What do you call a female cop that shaves her vag? A Cunt stubble"

"I arranged a fundraising event for victims of land mines last week. Total waste of time though!! Only half the people turned up."

"Why did Hitler fail math in high school? Because he could never get to the Final Solution."

"Why did black beard kill his first mate? He kept singing, ""your ho, your ho, a pirate's wife for me"""