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Joke of the Day

"How many kidnapped children does it take to change a lightbulb? I thought 12, but the basements still dark."

"A Greek and a Italian are having a beer. The Greek Says ""You know, we invented sex."" Then the Italian turn's and looks at him. ""Well we brought women into it."""

"Have you ever had African food? Neither they have."

"(NSFW) I heard he's so rich ... he takes a golden shower every morning."

"*yawns so wide a bird flies into mouth* *closes mouth* *looks around to see if anyone noticed* *swallows bird* *acts like nothing happened*"

"Yo' Mama Jokes Battle! I'll start! Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables."

"The Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Was... Post them in here. Honestly, off the top of your head, post the funniest joke you've ever heard. Whether it's very long, or a simple one-liner, share it!"

"Why do Christians like Swiss cheese? It's holey."

"Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer."

"Man in a BMW pulls up next to a kid in the street... and says, ""Excuse me, lad. If I give you 5 bucks will you come in my car?"" Kid says, ""Give me 10 and I'll come in your mouth!"""