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Joke of the Day
"I love collective nouns: a pod of dolphins, a mob of kangaroos, a Gosselin of douches."
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"Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His summer was ok."
"Apostrophes are important. ""I fed the dog"" ""I f'ed the dog"" Learn this simple rule. Your friendship with Sarah McLachlan depends on it."
"It takes balls to get a vasectomy."
"ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman"
"So I was driving Sasha Grey to a porno shoot and I asked her where I should park She said right in the g-spot"
"Godzilla, Mothra, and Battra all walk into a bar... The building owner must now pay $100,000 due to property damage."
"What's black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"Just recently I fucked a girl for an hour Thanks daylight savings!"
"It's better to be a worldwide alcoholic, than an Alcoholic Anonymous."