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Joke of the Day
"It takes balls to get a vasectomy."
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"Its terrible how so few black people get nominated for an Oscar It's so sad they're not as talented as white people."
"Where do super-villains get their coffee? DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts."
"looney toons fans: ah, good... once again elmer has failed to put food on the table... he won't survive the winter. this is truly hilarious"
"Why did the comedian without a tongue lose his job? All his jokes were a bit tasteless."
"What happens in Vegas never happens to me."
"My hamster died today He fell asleep at the wheel"
"What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet? A kidager"
"I don't know how guys can send dick pics to women I just can't get the camera high enough to fit it all in the picture."
"If you were a pole I would dance all over you."