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Joke of the Day

"Godzilla, Mothra, and Battra all walk into a bar... The building owner must now pay $100,000 due to property damage."

"I recently watched the news medias report on the presidential coverage. That's the joke."

"What did the owl say to the squirrel? Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey."

"The twilight of the German poets would be Goethedammerung"

"What do you call the area where a horse lives? The NEIGHHHHHHborhood"

"A 4 year old boy examined his testicles... while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet', she replied"

"How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs."

"I love going to the park and watch the kids run and scream But they don't know I'm just using blanks"

"[OC c/o my 9 y.o.] What holds up a bowl's pants? Suspoonders!"

"Can February March? No, but April May."