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Joke of the Day
"Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets They do so within groups of 40."
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"Ironically, seeing a picture of you flashing a peace sign makes me want to violently end your life."
"I need to chat with my coworker's husband.. If he was bangin' her properly, we wouldn't have to deal with her bad attitude.."
"It's difficult being a dyslexic agnostic I'm never quite sure whether or not there's a dog"
"What do you call a flannel cat? A Plaid-A-Pus"
"What's a dentists favourite time? 2:30"
"Watched a TV show about Stroke Survivors last night Needless to say it was a bit one sided"
"I told my wife I was going to the toilet. She said, ""Don't forget to spray."" Now there's piss everywhere."
"Apparently, In Sweden parents aren't allowed to spank their kids. Like that would bother me, I don't do foreplay."
"My family can't decide what kind of Lab to get (Chocolate, Yellow, Black, etc.) so we drew straws. I won, so we're getting a Meth."