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Joke of the Day

"In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week. Easter is a bonne idee."

"I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere."

"Why did the man get a job as a horse handler? He wanted stable employment"

"New users will never know about the old Twitter. I'll tell them stories of it, and how I walked uphill both ways. In the snow."

"Just one time I wanna see The Bachelor get a cold sore"

"Me: NO! Him: What? I haven't even said anything Me: Oh, you looked like you were about to"

"This guy must really want to impress me with his endurance skills. Because when I asked if he wanted a ride, he said ""No thanks I'll walk"""

"what't the difference between a US election and a bunch of sly midgets? [NSFW] one is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts."

"What type of memory card is always laughing? The XD card."

"Don't confuse your path with your destination. Just because it's stormy now doesn't mean you aren't headed for sunshine."