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Joke of the Day

"In honor of easter, here's a joke my French teacher put on the board last week. Easter is a bonne idee."

"I want to China town today I saw a lot of wangs."

"This is an ugly term. This ""Stalker"". I prefer unpaid investigator."

"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive They would eventually find me attractive."

"Did you hear about the failed mission to Antarctica? Their journey went south."

"[moments after time traveling to 1863] LINCOLN: four score & seven years ago ME: [behind a tree] JUST SAY IT NORMAL"

"I'm sorry, but I absolutely detest law firms that do pro bono work. I fucking hate U2."

"Why shouldn't we talk about Catholic Priests? It's a touchy subject."

"I try so hard not to upset my vegan girlfriend. I'm constantly treading on eggshells. Which she also doesn't approve of."

"ME: my dog ate my homework TEACHER AT MY DOG FOOD CULINARY SCHOOL: that is good"