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Joke of the Day

"This guy must really want to impress me with his endurance skills. Because when I asked if he wanted a ride, he said ""No thanks I'll walk"""

"""We never talk anymore."" ""I know. It's amazing!"""

"I use to have a quantum-sized girlfriend, but she was too quarky for me."

"What do you call someone that hangs out with musicians? A drummer"

"I don't trust stairs They are always up to something."

"When our kids were teenagers we moved; hoping it would help with family strife. It didn't work, unfortunately. They found us."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never let a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"Three tampons are walking down the road. What one says hi? **None!** Their all *stuck up bitches!*"

"Titanic II: Jack Survives"

"What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs? ""Well, glad I got that over with."""