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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man get a job as a horse handler? He wanted stable employment"
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"Is it okay to joke about suicide? Or is it too much of a nooseance..."
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"Girl And BOy Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"The fact that we're supposed to reuse a vagina after a mini human has crawled out of it kinda bums me out."
"I know a woman with an uncontrollable sexual desire towards books. She's an infomaniac"
"Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks."
"Best thing I've seen on Facebook all day: ""I thought Ariana Grande was a font."""
"So I had a threesome last night... There were a couple of no-shows but I still had fun"
"How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway? take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way..."