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Joke of the Day

"what't the difference between a US election and a bunch of sly midgets? [NSFW] one is a bunch of cunning runts and the other is a bunch of running cunts."

"So what's the best part about dead baby jokes? They never get old. *ba dum tss*"

"If you can't handle me at my un-shaved, you don't deserve me at my waxed."

"Start presentation with joke My boss asked me to start the presentation with a joke. I attached payslip on the first slide..."

"I'm watching a guy on tv who makes a living simply by having opinions about hockey wondering which one of us is the bigger pile of shit."

"There's one good thing about suffering from insomnia 3 more sleeps 'til Christmas!"

"My brother threw a can of Pepsi at me from the roof... I'm just glad it was a soft drink otherwise that may have caused some serious damage."

"Why don't Jewish men eat pussy? Because it's too close to the gas chamber."

"What do math majors get when they graduate? A radian. Math majors don't use degrees."

"""I'll be back!"" -boomerangs -and herpes"