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Joke of the Day
"I sooo did not want to go on a run today but those cops came out of nowhere."
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"I had a friend who claimed he didn't see race... I didn't believe him until the 5K incident"
"What do you do when you see an Indian limping? Stop laughing and reload. (Sorry)"
"I'm thinking of writing a Mystery novel... or am I?"
"NEW YEAR'S LOGIC 1. The planet is passing through an arbitrary spot on its unceasing orbit around the sun. 2. Time to lay off chocolate."
"I think I'd be really good at pulling hay from a horse's mouth But I may just be clutching at straws here."
"Never pee with the door open, it totally freaks out the other motorists."
"I take my coffee like I take my women... From behind"
"Therapist: So what happened in your last relationship? I lost him to addiction. Therapist: I'm so sorry. Drugs? Yes please."
"Masturbation is like procasination In the end you're just fucking yourself"