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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? An offer you can't understand."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee Strong and black."
"So Jesus walks into a hotel... he puts three nails on the counter and says, ""Hey, can you put me up for the night?"""
"yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well..."
"""What are you doing today?"" ""Nothing."" ""That's what you did yesterday."" ""I'm not done yet."""
"""Life Is a Highway"" has gotta be my favorite song about having sex with a road"
"I sold my sole to the Devil yesterday... He was pretty pissed off when he found out it wasn't a typo."
"How many cops do you need to change a light bulb? None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it."
"What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved."
"I saw a car with a flat tire so I offered to help. She tells me to hurry cause she has a hair appoinment..This is how serial killers r born"