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Joke of the Day

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day..."

"I just took a poop so black, I sent an Instagram of it to Kim Kardashian and she asked what team it plays for"

"How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !"

"How do generals show their gratitude to their troops? They give tanks."

"Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting? Criminal: I answered an ad that said ""Make money at home."""

"Wife And Husband Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop? Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice."

"I think these protesters are sending the wrong message... because they keep telling me to Love Trump's Hate."

"Worst Possible Baby Name: Adolf Judas Kardashian."

"I saw your wife cheating on you. Sure? What was she wearing? A white and gold dress. Uff, what a relief, she was wearing a black and blue one."