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Joke of the Day
"My arm fell asleep, which is understandable, considering how boring the rest of my body has been."
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"Whats the difference between my wife when we have sex and my hand when I masturbate? My hand moves."
"[2050] ""Grandpa, how did President Trump ever get elected?"" Well, we were a bit distracted. That was the year adult coloring books came out"
"Holocaust jokes aren't funny. My great grandfather died in Auschwitz. He fell off of a watch tower."
"They say the average male has sex 89 times per year. Though, I heard that result was just because one guy had sex 17.7 billion times in the year the data was collected."
"What is the rain's favorite medieval reenactment? Storming a castle."
"Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"What's the capital of Greece? The G"
"They say that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea... Does that mean that the other one enjoys it?"
"I like my pick-up lines how I like my cheetos Dangerously Cheesy"