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Joke of the Day

"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."

"After 2 divorces, I gave up on that 'dream girl' shit long ago. At this point, if she has no outstanding warrants, I'll talk to her..."

"How did the scarecrow win a noble prize? He was *out standing* in his field."

"Why do groups of birds always seem so shady? cuz they're always flockin' around"

"How do we know Mayberry's Andy Taylor was a Redditor? He had sex with Opie's mom."

"Super joke! Leaps over your head in a single bound! Which is impressive, considering it's always in the clouds..."

"A woman is like a pool... You spend lots of money getting one, but you don't spend much time inside one ."

"""Gotham deserves a relaxed hero that smells of lavender."" - Bathman"

"What do you call a drug-addicted duck? A quackhead."

"You say lonely I say home alone with an opportunity to masturbate"