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Joke of the Day

"What is a ducks favourite drug? quack"

"Q: Where did the kittens go on a class trip? A: To the meow-seum."

"I am a virtuous woman, that's why I cost more!"

"What do you get if you cross Michael J Fox with a dildo? A vibrator."

"What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around."

"- Fred, Velma, Shaggy... Can you name one of the 'Big 5' African animals? - Rhino - We know you do, Scooby, but it's not your team's turn"

"What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust? A cow can't be milked for 70 years."

"What do Terry Fox and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither one of them could finish a race."

"Pickup line: ""Hey girl, is your dad in jail?"" Because if I were him, I would be."