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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang the picture."

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"What are the most racist jokes you know? There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs."
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"My girlfriend is like Pi. Completely irrational."
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"Why is it called the 3/5 compromise? Because it is only 2/5 solution."
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