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Joke of the Day

"Q: Where did the kittens go on a class trip? A: To the meow-seum."

"My car rides usually consist of playing my music on random, then pressing ""next"" about 400 times."

"Limericks : Think this needs tweaking... There was a young man from Constantinople Whose limericks didn't always rhyme They finished too short."

"Me: yah after the car accident i can barely raise my arm Lawyer: how high could u raise it before Me:*raises arm over head* like this high"

"My buddy joined Christian Mingle... it's going pretty well, He got nailed three times in one night."

"A woman is like a fine wine: they are 70% water"

"hi What did the bar maid say in front of the gay bar? ""Im cracking up just being here"" ."

"In Episode III, why did Obi Wan not finish Anakin off after their duel? Because Anakin was unarmed."

"How many rioters does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything."

"My 5 year old is stuck inside a duvet cover right now so I think I'm going to go for a walk and just let Darwin solve this one."