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Joke of the Day
"Pickup line: ""Hey girl, is your dad in jail?"" Because if I were him, I would be."
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"[liquor store] Him: Did you see a cat in here? I know I just heard purring. Me: *looking at huge boxed wine selection* Him: Oh, it's you."
"Me: What music you into? Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too [thinking of something to say to impress her] Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin"
"How did the 3 legged frog get across the 4 lane freeway? Take the F out of Free, and the F out of way and you'll have your answer."
"What does an unfunny person tell a salad? Teach me senpai! http://imgur.com/jxe8KFk"
"Why do women watch porn films until the end? To see if they get married."
"What is the most popular kids show in the Middle East? Dora the EXPLODER"
"The N word. What do you call a bus full of niggers under the ocean with 1 empty seat ? A crying shame"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Dad, I'm over here."
"Why didn't the monster use toothpaste? Because he said his teeth weren't loose."