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Joke of the Day

"Pickup line: ""Hey girl, is your dad in jail?"" Because if I were him, I would be."

"Judge gave man 60 yrs in Craigslist rape case & affirmed it's NOT ok to contact him with services or other commercial interests."

"I'm such a perv that... ... even the crack of dawn isn't safe."

"I don't understand why the Catholic Church is so against gay pride After all, their central figure was nailed by four Roman guys."

"Have you seen the new Broadway production about the dictionary? It's a great play on words."

"4/20 It's Hitler's birthday today... ... I guess that brings a whole another meaning to ""Smoking a J"""

"How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb_ You can't know man, you weren't fucking there."

"Dear Santa, us big girls like toys too......just put them in the second drawer of my nightstand!"

"What do you call two homeless men hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight"

"A dyslexic gets to heaven. God says woof."