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Joke of the Day
"Pickup line: ""Hey girl, is your dad in jail?"" Because if I were him, I would be."
Next Joke
"When I asked if you'd like to go out on a date sometime, I meant with me."
"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Becoz, its a chicken ... bok bok bawwkkk [insert chicken dance here]"
"There are 3 types of people in this world People that can count and people that can't."
"Me: Be back after lunch! Boss: OK Me: *texts boss APRIL FOOLS LOL* *goes home, turns on baseball*"
"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive."
"did you hear about the circus fire? it was intense"
"The Revenant: How do you call a scalped Leonardo DiCaprio? Leonardo DiCabrio"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amos ! Amos who ? Amos-quito!kn"
"What do you call a seabird who's easily taken in? Gullible."