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Joke of the Day

"I tried to give myself a sex change operation but I couldn't pull it off."

"What is a chicken's favorite composer? Bach!"

"If we start calling it 'potato juice', Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT??"

"3 guys walk into a bar The 4th one ducks."

"Every minute arguing semantics on the internet Is exactly 43.56 seconds wasted."

"What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar? Hebrews?"

"How does the basis of all TIFU's start.... by doing what you see on reddit."

"Red sea. Dolphins for some reason can't stop vacationing in Japan. Seriously, who told them that the coast was to die for."

"John Wayne vs. Johnnie Walker What the difference between John Wayne and Johnnie Walker? Johnnie Walker is still killing indians."

"I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)"