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Joke of the Day

"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. Normally there is a Welshman, Irishman and Englishman, but they're all in Marseille at the Euro's."

"I always tell my kids to stay in school... but they keep fucking coming back."

"What is a bee's favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !"

"Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical? Because they all involve iPatches."

"Hi, I'm a German and I'm getting really offended by these Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He was stabbed by a Jewish crip he was trying to rape"

"When I get home from work, I like to pack myself into really small suitcases. I can hardly contain myself."

"How do Alaska CB radio operators say ""10-4""? ""5-5-2-2."""

"tried to sign up for Obamacare via my SEGA Dreamcast web browser only to learn its not supported. This is 1,000x worse than Benghazi."

"This thread is literally cancer But just like cancer, it grows on you"

"There is no ""we"" in pizza"