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Joke of the Day
"Hey, did you all hear about the Muslim space program? Yeah, me neither."
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"Some people need Rosetta Stone for Sarcasm"
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"On average, a person has sex 86 times a year. Apparently, this is going to be one hell of a week."
"Wow 15 notifications.. oh wait 13 of them are for farmville, cityville, I dont give a shit-ville"
"If you take an Asian man and spin him around 3 times... Does he become disoriented?"
"So this girl makes her own hummus. We're in different tax brackets I'm guessing."
"Here at Smith Blarney cremation service we make money the old-fashioned way We urn it."
"What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years? A four term US senator."
"What's Gordon Ramsey's favourite movie? It's Fucking Frozen!"