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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida? In da-Nile"
Next Joke
"Wife: What r u doing? Husband: Killing mosquitoes. Wife: How many did u kill? Husband: Total 5. Two female, 3 males. Wife: How do u know their genders? Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer."
"Wake Up People! Ottoman cannons can't melt Byzantine walls! The Fall of Constantinople was an inside job!"
"Unemployment rate went down to historic lows I think I might switch my major to art -No one ever"
"What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies? There's no million dollar car in my garage."
"What's the difference between American girls and Iranian girls? American girls get stoned BEFORE sex."
"I'm such a film buff I can always tell when a fake dinosaur is used in a movie."
"I would tell you an Ebola joke... But you probably won't get it"
"Bill O'Reilly What a fucking joke"
"There's a special hole in my backyard for people to hit me in the back of the ankles with a shopping cart."