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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida? In da-Nile"
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"Hi electron, will you be at home tonight? Probably."
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"*Sees old 1987 ford mustang and gets in* Lets see if this baby still works *pulls baby out of backpack* *baby cries* Great! *Puts it back*"
"What happened when the fat woman backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster."
"I posted this joke 3 days ago Fucking FedEx"