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Joke of the Day

"Wife: What r u doing? Husband: Killing mosquitoes. Wife: How many did u kill? Husband: Total 5. Two female, 3 males. Wife: How do u know their genders? Husband: 2 near mirror and 3 near beer."

"There was a black-out in my city last night. The police said stay in doors until they shot him."

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar... She now has a bruise on her forehead..."

"Don't break anyone's heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206."

"Why didn't the scarecrow win his award? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"Have you heard of the two Mexican firemen? Hose-A and Hose-B."

"Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues."

"New dad as of today, so here is my first dad joke. What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer? A Ms. Steak."

"Limericks eh? There once was a student named Clouse Who proclaimed to the boys of his house I will take a firm stand That a tit in the hand Is much better than two in the blouse"

"A nerd walks in a Norwegian forest and asks his tour guide... so tell me, where are those YouTube trolls?"