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Joke of the Day

"I'm such a film buff I can always tell when a fake dinosaur is used in a movie."

"Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."

"How many women does it take to play tennis? You can't play tennis in the kitchen"

"Where does Doctor Who go to get his salami?...The Dalek-atessan of course.:D"

"What's the difference between cum and Jello? Jello doesn't hit the back of your throat at 120 mph."

"So my dad has already spent +$300 on coffee this month. That must have Costa lot."

"What happens when The Past, Present, and Future walk in to a bar? It becomes very tense."

"Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson just found out 2 of his kids are gay... ...I guess you can say they are fruity pebbles."

"What do you call religious pasta? Raviholy."

"Facebook is telling me to ""reconnect"" with my brother...hmmm, I see him everyday"