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Joke of the Day
"Unemployment rate went down to historic lows I think I might switch my major to art -No one ever"
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"How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?"
"How do Asian's name their children? Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*"
"What happened to the Oklahoma Territories? I don't know but they're OK now."
"The Garlic Eater by I Malone"
"Cheesy joke What did the big cheese round say to the baby cheese round? Getting older isn't going to make you the big cheese."
"Temperatures last night dropped into the high 80s. Flannel PJs and a heavy down comforter kept my teeth from chattering too loudly."
"So ... Helium walks into a bar Helium walks into a bar. The bartender says: ""We don't serve noble gasses here."" Helium doesn't react."
"I am a joke. I am not a joke. What is laughter? DEATH! I died of laughter tomorrow!"
"I love that we're a nation of diversity: a black president, a white vice president, and an orange speaker of the house. #SOTU"