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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll post the answer in the comments."
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"What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory? All that was left was de brie."
"Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."
"Me: hey what's this weird lump? WebMD: could be cancer. Me: it's a raisin stuck to my elbow... WebMD: you have two weeks."
"Give a man a match and he's warm for a day.... Set fire to a man and he's warm for the rest of his life."
"Damn, Starbucks. Not only do you spell my name completely wrong AND screw up my order, but on my way out some woman keeps calling me a thief"
"Heyy Ladies how are you dressing up for Halloween? Are you taking off your make-up ?"
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs middle finger"
"I've decided my left testicle is my favorite It's more down to earth.."
"What's the difference between cider and apple juice? My wife doesn't let me cum in apple juice :-("