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Joke of the Day

"Since the Intel processors are named i3, i5 and i7... does that mean Intel can't even?"

"What is the most exciting sport in the world? Camping. Its in tents."

"And breaking news, a man has been rushed to hospital after having 6 plastic horses shoved up his ass. He is in a stable condition."

"How did the Trump supporter find his sister in the woods? Not bad."

"Some people wouldn't understand irony if it beat them over the head with a helmet."

"Buying a new phone is basically being forced into a not so fun game of ""how long can I go without dropping it."" Same thing with babies."

"Yesterday I farted in a Apple Store and everyone got mad at me It's not my fault they don't have Windows"

"*Stands at produce aisle *Grabs GIANT zucchini *Holds it high in the air *Yells: Is THIS cucumber big enough for you, honey?!?!?!"

"*lights a scented candle in my house *gets texted 500 miles away from my mother Please watch those candles"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? You think it's the ""R"" but it's really the ""C"". Happy talk like a pirate day!"