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Joke of the Day
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
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"In Hinduism, cows are sacred, are to be revered and certainly should not be eaten. However, the Christians eat Jesus' corpse."
"(Job interview) ""How would you describe yourself?"" I'm very vague ""Ok, can you be more specific?"" No"
"There's no reason to be tailgating me when I'm doing 50 in a 35... ...and those flashing lights on your car look stupid."
"Oh, I almost forgot; my mom told me to tell you guys hi."
"How do chinese people name their childre n? They throw a toaster down the stairs. *I realize this is old but I don't know how many people have heard it, so just spreading the joke*"
"[dog park] Go get it, boy! *dog returns with silver watch, silver bracelet & silver necklace* Ugh, you're the worst golden retriever ever"
"I know this guy who prematurely ejaculates and he just comes out of no where..."
"I thought white noise was the sound of people complaining at Starbucks."
"One sweet thing about being the boss in the office is that you can actually order specific supplies you want to steal."