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Joke of the Day
"But my sandwich is so dry! ""Sorry sir, that's not what we do here at the Mayo Clinic."""
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"What is cheese's favorite music genre? R and Brie"
"When I'm home alone and I walk into the basement, I start talking out loud about all the karate I know."
"Someone told me that when there is a tornado, to hide in a location without windows. Such as a bathroom or basement. Replied that an Apple store would work as well."
"Capital letters are important. It can be the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"The USA tells North Korea they cannot act as dictators of the world That's basically it"
"""Well, congrats. You're a homeowner now. Any questions?"" ""Yeah. Sam put those glasses on eBay, why didn't the Decepticons just bid on em?"""
"You know what is funny? Not this sub..."
"""What if Waldo finds me first?"" I ask naively. Grandma closes the book; the blood drains from her face. ""Don't let that happen,"" she warns."
"Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom? She was afraid someone would steal her IP address."