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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend said I never do anything to help so I hid her phone. I'll prove her wrong when I find it."

"What did the blind man say when he passed by the fish shop? Hello ladies"

"""You hang UP."" ""No, YOU hang UP."" - Movie theater workers arguing about hanging movie poster for Up."

"All phones can be categorized into two groups You have the iPhones, then you have the good phones."

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"If you live in the US always be careful to not break your leg because you have to sell it after fixing it to cover the cost"

"Who took in most refugess? The Mediterranian Sea."

"What US state has the most cows? Moosouri!"

"How to convert QT3.14 into GF format? Sorry, this option is not available in Beta version."

"A seal walks into a club.... That's the story and we're sticking to it."