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Joke of the Day

"Where does food go when Palpatine eats it? In Sidious!"

"First date: *puts entire onion ring in mouth* If yo'lik et ven yo'shoulla puh a wring owh it."

"Opinions are like orgasms... Mine is more important, and I don't really care if you have one."

"You're in a room with a murderer and someone who makes sandwiches with the crust end of the bread and you have 1 bullet. Who do- ""Bread guy"""

"There once was a man, who on reddit Made a point but someone had just said it. So lets all raise a toast, To the amazing shitpost Where without them then we would forget it!"

"Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs? He was always horsing around."

"Two satellites get married The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!"

"What is Australian cuisine called? Prison Food Source: 8 out of 10 Cats does Countdown"

"The invention of the shovel was a groundbreaking discovery"

"How do you find a black person? Guilty as charged."