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Joke of the Day

"There once was a man, who on reddit Made a point but someone had just said it. So lets all raise a toast, To the amazing shitpost Where without them then we would forget it!"

"My wife is still mad at me for that 20 minute blank stare I did when she asked me what I was thankful for on Thanksgiving day."

"See you later masturbater Afterwhile pedophile"

"Why do Japanese people have slanty eyes? Atomic bombs are realllllly bright."

"Now accepting applications for a new best friend. Must be willing to let me put my fingers in your mouth. No Mexicans. No skanks. Por favor."

"Motion to rename biological clock ""restless egg syndrome."""

"If you ever see a movie where a woman is depressed and she has shaved legs that movie is bullshit."

"Living on earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the sun."

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but ... I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"Pancakes are just crepes who let themselves go after college."